3rd Pos... I did it again... last time I promise

Just finished my second website design for 'LA Party Design' (I also designed the logo). They organize parties and things which includes making the cakes, cupcakes... all that jazz. While I was making the website, the whole time of making the portfolio section... I WANTED CAKE! I even considered asking them to take £18 off the cost and making me 12 cupcakes instead.
But yeh, check them out, they do some bloody good cakes:

http://www.lapartydesign.co.uk/

So now its about that time to have a small rant, and the subject of this rant... THE NEW APPLE i-PAD!?! Pointless!!! That is all... no thats not all. Why on earth would anybody need one of these? ITS A GIANT i-PHONE! And if you dont want it to be a giant i-phone, you can connect a keyboard to make it... AN i-MAC!
Being honest, the Apple generation applies to me, I own an i-pod nano, I would like to have the new macbook (if it didnt cost so much damn money), I am fighting off the urge to get the new i-phone. Although the only reason im fighting it is because I would download the stupidest of Apps and be 'that guy' who says way too often, 'you seen my new App?'... NO, I HAVNT AND I HAVE NO INTENTION ON EVEN PRETENDING TO GIVE A S**T!!!'. And I still feel like only half a designer because I still use Windows (the computer, not a window... although windows make good light boxes... during the day... obviously). And I do like my i-pod Nano, I feel cool owning it, but if I ever thought I would want to buy a Giant i-phone instead of my laptop I would instantly stick my i-pod on ebay and buy a Zen Creative (if they still make those?) and swap my phone for the old Nokia 3200 just so the next person who asked 'if I wanted to see there new App', I could HIT THEM WITH IT! ...I will begin the Apple Abolition.

My point is... I want cake and I dislike the Apple Ipad